Rules De La Casa

1. Stuffing that authentic Mexican glass or even this beautiful menu in your purse, pocket, or down your pants is "El Prohibido." We will charge you double the price or call "La Policia!" We sell them and almost anything else, for less, if you ask first!
2. We ONLY accept Cash, Visa, MasterCard, Cash, American Express, Cash, Discover, Cash, and by the way, we don't take no stink'n bank checks.
3. We will prepare separate checks. Please inform your server before ordering and allow us extra time at checkout. All coupons, discounts or promotional deals should be addressed with your server before you order.
4. Parties of seven or more are a pain in the burro, so Iguana Mia will charge an automatic 18% gratuity, which is considered a monetary obligation owed by you or anyone else sitting at your table. Service complaints will not void this obligation, so if you have service issues, please notify management at the time of service and not at the end of your meal.
5. Precaución, hot tamales and heavy trays don't mix with free range children.
6. Discounts and/or promotions cannot be used in conjunction with each other, at the same table, regardless of the size of the party, or the number of checks. Our rules supersede all others in these issues.
7. We are a South Florida Original, established in Cape Coral on September 26, 1990. Though unique in our approach, we remain true to the great heritage of Mexico's culinary traditions, and casual, attentive, and open-armed hospitality. We insist on serving great Mexican Food in a clean, fun, and service oriented environment. Satisfaction is our goal!

 Sí, no matter what Race, Religion, Age or Sex you might be, we see and treat everybody the same. If your actions, attitude or special requests interferes with the overall dining experience of other guests or places undue stress on our staff - then you will be asked to Pay Up and Vaya con Dios!

God Bless America!